1. Governor Carcieri: Topping my list is the Guvna. This guy couldn't run a city on SIM CITY. Why is he in charge of an entire STATE? RI'ers, EPIC FAIL electing this bo-bo TWICE.

2. Kent Hospital: I think people would receive better care at an animal clinic. Thanks to James Woods, you are NOW under a microscope. ABOUT fricken time.

3. RI in itself has LIMITED number of programs to help its ever growing and alarmingly rising population of poor and homeless citizens. Yeah, buddy, that is you, me, your elderly mom, your best friend, it is EVERYWHERE. EPIC FAIL.

4. Warwick Public Schools: Who would rather push your child through the system so not to hold them back SOCIALLY-even if academically they didn't make the cut...But hey, who needs Math and language skills when they will work and play well with others just fine. Would YOU like fries with that?

5. President Obama: I really thought that by giving you my vote, the one thing I am entitled to, my ONLY voice in this world, you would definitely at least do a better job at FAKING keeping your campaign promises. I still see no hope. Where is this change you speak of? Why are you sending money and what not to Haiti when your own people are struggling with this lovely economy? Why can I not find a job even though I have sent out no less than 15 resumes per day for a year? Dude, seriously. STOP smiling for the camera. LEAVE HEALTH CARE ALONE FOR NOW. And damn it, get your people BACK ON TRACK!

6. Every network television station in America: Why not hold a 12 hour telethon to help this country's poor who lost their jobs due to lay offs and cut backs in an ever failing economy alongside the ones you do for 3rd world countries in a disaster? I CHALLENGE you to do so.

7. Opportunists: (IE: Rich snotty people) You know, the ones who force you out of your home, uproot your kids, then tear down your old house, just to make a buck...yeah...screw those types.

8. Narcissists: It's NOT all about you....really.

9. Anyone who says I can't do something: All you people do is make me want to defeat you more. I'll see you on my couch when I get my psyche degree, at which time you can kiss my ass.

10. Did I mention my entire state at this point? People can't afford to stay, they can't afford to leave...EPIC FAIL. Grab a box and move on over. There is 12.9% of the population who are unemployed in this state looking for a spot under that bridge.